Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Please Welcome ... Your 2008 All-star Varsity Scampering Team!

Please Welcome ... Your 2008 All-star Varsity Scampering Team!: "

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Black and Decker-Nokia-Johnson Wax Stadium for the start of the 64th Annual Intercollegiate Scampering Championships!' And I can see the Kansas team taking the field now; let's meet some of the key players:



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On the starting line, we've got Mopsy and Flopsy Rabinowitz, going over last-minute strategy.' The brothers won ten out of their twelve starters during their freshman year, and so the crowd expects great scampering from them today ...



This time, *you* scamper left, and *I'll* scamper right!



... and yes!' There he is, coming on to the field now, looking confident ... it's star scamperer Biff 'Zippy' McBlurrgh, who leads the league this season in total yards scampered ...



... and I hold the school record in the 100-yard scurry!



... and now the team is getting final instructions from Coach Zeke 'The Disapprover' Standhope ...





All right, ladies, get out there and try not to embarrass me!



... and so, as Head Cheerleader Alyssa 'Sender-Inner' B. joins her team on the field, we're ready now for the coin toss, sponsored by Chevron and Microsoft.' But first, these messages ...





Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y Bunnehz!!


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(Via Cute Overload.)

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