Monday, December 15, 2008

Congratulations, New Cat Owner!

 

Congratulations on your purchase of a brand-new cat!  With proper care and maintenance, your new cat will provide you with years of trouble-free service.

Greetings, you lucky human!

The most important step in unpacking your new cat is: Save all packing materials!  They will be required for returns or service requests, so always keep them handy.

Bonus points for packing packing materials in your packing materials!

In fact, just in case you need backup packing materials, go ahead and save your old shoe boxes, moving cartons, mailing tubes, cereal containers ...

There's no WAY you're a size six, lady.

... drink cartons, lunch pails, hat boxes, unused planters, that old PC with the parts removed ...

Mmm, that was refreshing -- now where's the bathroom?

... suitcases, backpacks, Tupperware containers, violin cases, Russian nesting dolls ...

Say, whose idea was all the boxes?  I barely have room to stretch!

Photos of Mia from sender-inner Stacey T. More at Flickr.

Congratulations, New Cat Owner!
Not That Mike The Other Mike
Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:04:00 GMT

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