The Heroic Adventures of Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer!!1!: "
By Kyle McBlarghle, age 6
OK OK, this is the story of the amazing Captain Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) who travels around space saving good people from the evil Baron von Nuffenstuff!' First, our hero crash-lands on an alien planet in his Space Adventure Pod -- NEEEAAAAWWWMMM!' CRASH!!!
OH NO!!!1!' Our hero is ambushed by the Interplanetary Space Army!!!' PTEW PTEW PTEW!!!' There's too many of them, I surrender!!! says Rick!!' Hah hah we will take you to our leader and he will kill you, say the Army Guys!!!!
Oh please mister Army Leader don't kill me because I am the famous Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) and I need more Power Seeds to fix my Space Adventure Pod!!!' Why didn't you say so, I will send a scout to show you where are all the Power Seeds!!!1!
Um, why do you have to ride on my back??' Because I can see better and because it's more funner, that's why!!!' OK, here are the Power Seeds, gotta go, byeeeeeee!!!!!
Wow, he sure left in a hurry, I wonder ... OH NOOOOO!!!' Baron von Nuffenstuff!!!!!' Yesss, you fell into my trap, Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) and now ... YOU WILL DIE!!!!11!!!1!' BAH-HAH-HAAAAHH!!!!
Will our hero survive??' Will he get killed by Baron von Nuffenstuff and his deadly Laser Spear???' Will we ever run out of photos sender-innered by Arlette????' Don't miss the next thrilling episode of Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer! (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!)
(Via Cute Overload.)
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