the royal we

the royal we: "

A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

'God, we got so plastered last night.'

'The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it.'

'Good times. We have fun.'

'Go fuck a blender.'

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(Via Urban Word of the Day.)